Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Crunchy Nut Clusters

Now to all you toast eaters out there there may not look like there's too much of a difference between this, and your regular Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes. That's because you're an idiot. Bread is for convicts. Crunchy Nut is a great cereal. They took the Corn Flake and stuck a bunch of sugar on top and its tasty as fuck. Genius. This on the other hand is terrible. The Cluster tastes like a band aid. You could throw a cluster through a window if you could lift it up. The things weigh about 3 kilograms each. I think i lost around 9 teeth after my first bowl of this and i would've kicked up a stink had i cared. (i plan to eat a lot of mashed potato in the future, and teeth are useless in the field of mashed potato eating.) Why ruin a good thing? Its like when Dan Aykroyd made Blues Brothers 2000. What the fuck were you thinking Dan? The Blues Brothers is the greatest movie of all time and you shit on Belushi's grave by making that pile of tripe? Dan Aykroyd is a Cluster.

0 stars.

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