The honey in here is subtle. I was like "where's the honey?" and then i was like "Oh there it is". The honey is trapped inside these little pillow things and its your job to help it escape by putting them in your mouth. Try using pillow in a negative context - it's impossible. Pillow of Syringes? I'd rest my head on that! Pillow of Chumbawamba I Get Knocked Down singles - hey i'd rather take it than leave it. Pillow of Two and Half Men dvd's - okay maybe we're pushing it. Men men men men. That intro sure gets stuck in your head though. My only problem with this baby is that it only comes in these tiny packets - like a bowl and a halves worth. Men men men men men. Shit doesn't even get close to filling me up and i'm a fairly skinny dude*.3 and a half stars.
* Skinny is the new buff, and pale is the new tan, and back hair is the new chiseled jaw, which all seems to work out conveniently for me!
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The cover of the new Cleo mag has a massive section on Indie Men's fashion. And it says "Skinny, White and Weird - is this the new Tall, Dark and Handsome"
Boom. Everything coming up Brendan!
Ha. "Pillow of Chumbawamba I Get Knocked Down singles - hey i'd rather take it than leave it."
Again I say HA. I'd totally take that too.
You referenced Chumbawamba. Props to you.
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