Sunday, June 1, 2008


Every time i eat this i feel like I'm in the third world. Speaking of poor people there's this Ethiopian restaurant a block from my house, and I'm like "I thought they didn't have any food in Ethiopia?"

"Hello sir would you like a glass of water? It's the same water we washed our clothes in earlier this morning. No? 
For entree we have nothing and for our main, you can choose between tumbleweed and solid dirt"

Sounds about as appetising as a bix, whatever that is.

0 stars. 


Anonymous said...

Hey Brendan—your cereal reviews are killing me. I haven't laughed so much in a long time—fortaypete

moochie moo said...

How about a review of the low cost Weet-Bix substitute from Aldi-Wheat Biscuits from Goldenvale!!