Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Oh man am i glad dinosaurs are extinct. If T rex was around to see this atrocity of a cereal had been named after his crew we'd be in some serious trouble. It's funny that with this cereal you are eating the dinosaurs, when in reality they'd be eating you. Even the pussy vegan ones would probably tread on your face or something. 60% whole grains. 100% disgusting.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Bananas are only good when made into Gwen Stefani songs or frozen into paddle pops.
Yogurt is for men. I remember reading in some hipster magazine that yogurt was for pussies. Oh yeah? Would a pussy nail a near perfect game on Wii bowling? I don't think so.
This is incredible. Sometimes you'll be pouring a little brown sugar on your cereal just to give it a tad more flavor, you know just a couple of table spoons worth, and a massive rock of the stuff will just fall into your bowl. This will be the highlight of your week, possibly year.
If hippies had their own country, soy milk would be the national flag. And national dish. And the national currency. Their national anthem would probably be an Enya song. Why people start drinking this stuff is beyond me. "oh the girl down at the local coffee shop convinced me to give it a go!" Well the girl down at the local coffee shop hasn't washed her hair for 3 years and she has a homemade tattoo that says hummus til' death.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
3 and a half stars.
* Skinny is the new buff, and pale is the new tan, and back hair is the new chiseled jaw, which all seems to work out conveniently for me!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
This hardly makes me wanna go out and do skids on my push bike, it is likely however to leave skids in my pants. Possibly by mistake Kellogg's marketed this as a cereal and not a laxative. It's all very cool on the packet how the Nutri Grain pieces are flying into the milk like that, but i usually find if you pour anything solid into a liquid from some sort of height, you are likely to make a mess, and as of right now i don't have a wife to clean that shit up so that's not an option. In conclusion, if i was an iron man (I could be but don't wanna) i wouldn't want to down a bowl of this and then go into the water. You need to wait at least 15 minutes after a meal before you go in the water stupid, and all your competitors will pretty much be done by then.